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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 

TONY Jokes!!!!!

well...... i am bored... and here are some tony jokes...... (* i am sick, u know :D)

If you think they are lame...... try thinking at a different level... on SOME level, you may appreciate them!

What did one Tony said to another?
"Get away from me, you fag!"

Why is Tony dumb?
Because it doesnt think with its' head!

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
"Tony!"
"Tony who?"
*opens the door
*dies from heart attack
*exactly as it said!... a Tony that talked, and could knock!

When Tony doesn't need to wear a helmet?
When He's not doing "Double Sawari"!

hmmm....... more lame tony jokes..... hmmmmm

Why didnt Tony become PAI?
Because he was a cock!

What did Tony do when he was excited?
Nothing. Tony can't do nothing without Shakira!

Why was Tony arrested?
He was deemed a concealed weapon!

Why did the Jewish Tony looked younger than others?
He didnt have extra skin hanging from him!

hahaha.... more later :D!

ahhhhhhh loook who i found...ma divorced bitch...kaisa hai boiiiiii...hope all is well at your end...take care...am addin you on my list...

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